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It’s my horrible curse. In the light of the full moon, I become woke. I’m a wokewolf

Home Depot with an in-store bakery

All of Jimothy’s insides squirted out

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Ringing bells remind me so much of meat powder

I prefer the odyssey on the original urns

NutriVape

Degloved by laundry basket

I love when headline subjects eye something

Of course a bunch of hypermanic extroverts think we all want to have conversations with the computer

The Harpo Marx Podcast

Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Zombies

I’m in the big chair

If I had my grandparent’s job from 100 years ago I would be a grandparent

The gerblin empire

Getting hit with “said no one, ever” in the performance review

Jimothy got into the garage and lapped up a puddle of antifreeze

I am also boycotting the world cup now that it’s over

The Enhattened Blade

Bus seat patterned underwear