A group of parrots is called a pandemonium. They can be trained to say, "Conquer the Arctic! Squaaawk!" while they flap around their aviary, pooping.
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Joseph Howse
Профиль VivelyI write novels, poems, tech books, and computer programs. I live in a Nova Scotian fishing village with my cats, honeybees, and hardy fruit trees. Read about my fiction at https://nummist.com/stories/.
My debut novel, The Girl in the Water, won the 2023 Independent Press Award for Literary Fiction, among other honours. It traces the wanderings of four Soviet teens and a feral cat, against a backdrop of civilizations in decline. I am writing a sequel, The Circus and the Atom. nummist.com/stories/