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If you post videos of dudes getting hair plug surgery just know, I think you're disgusting and should be drafted to fight in a war.

New Ween country music means I can finally start processing the death of my mother.

Anyone want to makeout In the dumpster bay from Mulholland Drive? It's in Inglewood I think. See you there 😘

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When bluesky randomly goes to day mode instead of dark mode, it really looks like a fake website from a movie.

Y'all ever lick the sides of an ice cream sandwich like a dirty little I've cream slut?

What if I was offered an amazing job at a canned meat company but it goes to the SPAM folder?

Always looking for that life changing email in the junk folder

How can men be lonely when Civ7 is out?

It would be funny if Lindsey Graham’s sister was named Mike