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He is excellent at distinguishing between skirts and sawed-off shotguns.

No greater rite of passage as a British teenager than drinking in a field.

Maybe if the older generation spent less money on werther’s originals they’d be able to afford their retirement.

The sheer number of gambling ads I get is genuinely horrifying

Scrapping the plan to scrap winter fuel payments was the biggest mistake.

Evening sessions apparently means International Development committee meetings. Too dry for lifts. Also no sound nor subtitles

Given how easy I find it to tap that little Apple Pay button, I’d happily pay for access to a single article at a song-on-iTunes price point

You’ve also just described The Traitors, no?

An elderly gentleman just parked across 2 spaces in ‘sports pickup truck’ in Sainsbury’s. I believe I have just found my nemesis

Anything by Train. Working in Debenhams was my Guantanamo

Agreed, you also have the option of just not looking at it. Even if it is a bit snarky, it’s incredibly mild.

Anyone who says differently doesn’t go outside enough. People are great.

Lib Dems continue to be as irrelevant as ever

The even darker timeline

This afternoon it’s a show showing people transforming run down Edwardian terraced houses into anthracite grey rentboxes I am filled with rage. A vast improvement.

Begging the gym to play something other than daytime TV for once The One Show is not the vibe for lifts

I encourage you to read the article where this is directly addressed.

They think posting is activism.

America really has the dumbest activists