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Daughter is four and already the best artist in the house, not to mention the biggest goth

If I was British Airways I would simply have enough seats on my aeroplane for all the tickets I have sold

Currently in the Colosseum. It’s mind-boggling.

YESSSS IT'S RAINING

6️⃣0️⃣ years ago today

That montage bit in 'Scarface' but it's just these two dickheads

Ah mate

Good morning

I drew this affectionate depiction of an occasionally injured but beloved man 15 months ago, thinking he’d probs be back pretty soon.

It’s a lot to take in, not gonna lie Think there’s about 25 still unsold so if you want one go nuts x noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

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Had a long overdue midsummer mega-tidy/clean of our house and I swear putting a load of crap away and removing an inch of dust from every surface has completely changed the acoustics, feel like I'm in the Tate Modern

Have you ever been trapped in a hell of your own making (categorising a multi-generational pan-family Lego accumulation)

The drawings will continue until morale improves

Peter Drury as I make breakfast: "From the depths of sleepy slumber: PERCOLATION! Rising with the dawn, a new day's opening act. The bacon greets the heat with a jubilant chorus of crackles, eggs poached with practiced precision. And there it is! A fine fry-up fit to start this or any other day..."

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