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The end of a storyline is weird, because it's when it's most apparent that my characters are fictional. They do not exist until I can think of another story to tell. If I could make them real I wouldn't even want them to know who I am. I'd just want them to live happy lives.

Passing the Torch - Part 16 (End)

Passing the Torch - Part 15

Just found out they had the muppets doing the viking row. I still stand by my decision to start watching the game at the 85th minute

¡Viva España!

Passing the Torch - Part 14

The gods saw this post and said "oh, you thought it was OVER???"

Passing the Torch - Part 13

I do have a feeling that the Argentina - Spain final is gonna be the cleanest sweep we've ever seen, or a game so riddled in controversy that people won't even remember who actually won the world cup.

at this point I feel partly to blame honestly.

Ok, I'm now rooting for Jude Bellingham specifically because he's Haaland's boyfriend and I think they'd both be happy if England won against Argentina. Then they can lose to Spain.

Well I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then

Passing the Torch - Part 12

Passing the Torch - Part 11

Also, they literally could not get their hands off each other whenever they had a chance, my god.

Anyway, in more important news, I am briefly Swiss until I wake up tomorrow and then I am French.

Would've liked for us to progress, but still so proud of Norway. A true fight to the death with the English. I'm kinda glad it didn't go into penalties. Just a hard fought battle we happened to lose. Congratulations to England, Hatsune Miku is now in your custody.

Bellingham's pheromones are too strong man, lord help us

🇳🇴 1 - 0 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OH MY GOOOD

If you go on twitter it's either "Erling Haaland is the pinnacle of the aryan race!!!" or "Erling Haaland and Jude Bellingham are gonna have gay sex on the field on Saturday" and there's honestly way more evidence of the latter.