Профиль

I just want every human who has more than a million dollars to die immediately, is that so much to ask?

Cops are the biggest cowards on earth

You had time to read over 900 posts?

1. They were prison guards, not cops 2. The guard was too scared to do anything 3. THAT SCENE WASN'T IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

Collectively these men have made so many movies, and exactly two of them were good

I rewatched The Dark Knight Rises recently and the unambiguous message of that movie is "cops are heroes and the only thing keeping us from anarchy" Chris Nolan should be a conservative LEGEND but he cast a black lady and a trans man so they think he's woke.

Ruin a book by adding a word 50 Shades of Millennial Grey

honestly, fuck LG for adding these notifications at startup on their TVs. I had every option for promotions disabled in the system settings, but they added new ones through the built in apps. I’ll never ever own anything LG ever again.

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO

Ooo eee ooo aah aah ting tang wanna wanna bing bang

Winning is the only thing that will stop the infighting says the guy who would obviously rather lose than move even an inch to the left.

This sentiment is why Jurassic World was such a bad movie. "Oh the park is losing money because people are bored of dinosaurs so we have to create new more dangerous dinosaurs" Excuse me, people are bored of dinosaurs??!? GTFOH with that nonsense. Bad movie.

I love how they give the girl power rangers that little skirt, but the boy power rangers ..just full moose knuckle

The Russo Brothers gave us Arrested Development, Community, and Happy Endings, which by extension gave us Will Arnett, Donald Glover, Alison Brie, Ludwig Goransson, Adam Pally, and many more

Bull markets are good because bulls are big scary aggressive creatures who will tear you apart. Bear markets are bad because bears are big scary aggressive creatures who will tear you apart.

I just watched Widow's Bay. I know what to do, but you're not gonna like it

I dunno I just think society has to do a better job dealing with the kind of people who naturally enjoy violence; at the very least we have to stop letting them become cops

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

I went on one date with a woman who tried to convince me that the murder of a CEO was a good thing. I asked her what's the plan for after we eliminate capitalism. She just kept saying "we'll go back to what we did before" and literally waved her hands. These people are not serious