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Otter

Ovipos?

Hanging out naked and pissing casually

RIGHT?

RIGHT?!

Interesting. If you don't charge your wireless headset it stops working after a while.....

Seriously though is expecting a game controller to have buttons too much to ask?

They're so adorable!

Pray IT happens before he makes it into the ballot

Understandable!

Well that's a substantial bucket of ass

People genuinely would rather their kids be dead then autistic.

Elle pulling Alice into her lap and fingering her while they read the comments on a solo video Elle posted on a kink site. Making Alice reply to every comment with a voice recording.

And the printer it came off of, for good measure

You know, I deserve that mental image as penance

Pulling out the urethra sound like you're pull starting a lawn mower

JUST BRING BACK THE CHEVY LUV

AI bros: you say data center water usage is bad, why don't you ban golf courses? Those waste way more. Me: I've been advocating for that for years actually.

Furry historic BDSM be like "And he wept for there were no more squirrels left to conquer"