At a wedding without my husband, not clear who's going to take 800 pictures of my outfit until there's finally one I like
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Pjörk 🐷
Профиль Vivelywriter for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog
I say this as someone who was thoroughly whelmed by the first one -- it's insane not to make a sequel. It's a money-printing machine.
IGNNegotiations for Barbie 2 have come to a halt, and if Warner Bros. can't make a deal by December 2026, it will lose director Greta Gerwig, writer Noah Baumbach, and stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. https://bit.ly/4wyUpnf
WELL WELL WELL, I just found out my moving company was bought by private equity, which explains why they were always great when I used them before and now they have simply.... abandoned a bunch of stuff in my apartment and refuse to pick it up until 2 days after my lease is over (????)
Pjörk 🐷Things are going awesome with customer service from my horrible moving company
vegetablists
Paul HarperI have no interest in reducing my impact. I eat whatever I feel like eating and am more than happy for others to make that decision for themselves. Militant vegetablists are the modern day Crusaders, imposing their morality on others without so much as a please or thank you. Tedious people.
Easily one of my favorite subscriptions, well worth the money!
Bright Wall/Dark RoomAlmost a year later, we've been able to make up over half of this loss — thanks *entirely* to new subscriptions 🙏— but we still need some help to make up the rest. All it takes to support BWDR is a $29 annual subscription, and in exchange you get full access to everything we've published since 2013!
Corporations can't love you back but Taco Bell is my Helen of Troy and I will go to war for her
public health guyit does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
I guess the World Cup would have been a good time for me to revive the only viral bit I've ever created but honestly I forgot I made it until this very moment
Marianne DentonThis video by @nicoleconlan.bsky.social lives rent free in my head. After all these years, I still think about it nearly every month. I’ve never been to Philadelphia. I’ve never been to a hockey game. I just want Gritty in my life. I crave the chaos.