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I bet there wasn’t a dry eye in the place when he said those moving words 

Did he say it’s easier to come out? 

The sign read “c-ya”

Comfortably dumb 

Would love to know who that 13% is. Difficult to imagine billionaires answering polls. 

It would’ve been funnier if he slept through it 

Why are they called The Dodgers? They literally stepped right into a giant pile of shit that was totally avoidable.

The apple doesn’t rot far from the tree

Loser franchise

Mitch McCoffin

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

Dodgers are losers

But didn’t lose her license to be white trash

Bobby Measles

Incontinent and grieving are not synonyms

I hope the Dodgers go on a 47-game losing streak

I tried to order spaghetti at Olive Garden, but I didn’t have a valid picture ID, so instead they gave me a ballot. I voted communist

His ass was weeping

He’s never had a dog or had to close the gate

Coño, tío, eso fue una gilipollada