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"I like the first two, but Rises got too silly for me." The first one had a cabal of ninjas and firebreathing horses. Batman summons a cloud of bats with a remote control in his shoe. I don't know what you're expecting here.

I don't understand why people were disappointed when those Nolan Bat movies got silly. They were silly from the jump and openly so. I guess the filmmaking style and the lack of supernatural stuff tricked them into expecting otherwise.

The Ken Jennings shit is just the Hogwarts Legacy shit again. You *could* just play your NYT games and read your NYT subscription and *not talk about it* and nobody would know about your hypocrisy. But no, you need to be able to flaunt your hypocrisy *and* be celebrated for it.

Leaning into their image of being despised by everyone and going for a cyberpunk corporate villain vibe.

Sorry, but this is not remotely easier to follow than just...step by step instructions.

Anyone with even a passing familiarity with Halo knows that guy is seconds away from being cut neatly in half.

Some things no amount of epinephrine will fix.

Now we know where Shamrock Shakes come from.

Real Crossword Heads know where the good shit is anyway.

Ken Jennings seems like another in a long line of cis white guys who apparently can't swallow some pride and simply say, "Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to work on that." May not seem like a big deal, but I believe that phenomenon is one of the main things killing all of us right now.

Goddamn I love Keith David

Black Eyed* Not that I respect them at all, but still.

<Cues up that Black Eye Peas song that goes "I'm so 2008, you're so 2000 and late.">

Hell yeah. I've been thinking that the success of The Odyssey will hopefully lead to more movies with mythical sea creatures.

She's a 10 but she doesn't own any physical media

I don't mean like weirdo politicians whose opinions unfortunately affect all of us, I mean washed up celebs and online opinionators whose views absolutely do not.

There are so many people that I would like to stop being reminded exist.

fucking Niles...