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“Look, I’m calm, now give me the treat”

What the government thinks people are importing from china: Drugs What people are actually importing from china:

I’m a genius

Oh ok

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Look at his stupid, unbrushed face

Severely underestimated how long the dealership service appointment for my truck would be, but there’s not much I can do about it. Outside is calmer than inside. He might actually fall asleep if straight piped G35s would stop driving by

PERFECT fit in the truck!

Github finally added a stacked diffs feature, I’m so happy

This is making me want a pet snake 🐍

If I die, I die 💩

Back in my day, they made microplastics out of metal

Too hot. Bumblebee said “fuck this” and took the day off in some shade

Bro scared the shit out of me making rattlesnake noises

Aight I’m worried that the COO saw this post because he just came to me to talk about exactly this. At least someone at the company understands where I’m at, one way or another lmao

I’m really losing my patience at work constantly being told I’m wrong and subsequently being proven right, or being told my opinion is incorrect with absolutely nothing to substantiate that claim. The novelty of being vindicated on every single concern I raise or decision I make has worn off.

I’m so glad youtube collectively pretty much got over the “only 9% of you watching are subscribed!” bullshit.

Mapo tofu night

POV: you’re an OCD dog owner