Профиль

My kid wanted to paint, so I asked what I should paint and was told "space dinosaur" so that's what I did, also there's some good news

Always looking for a solution to the apparent inevitability of active shooters instead of any way at all to prevent them from happening good country best in the world or whatever

My kid wanted to paint, so I asked what I should paint and was told "space dinosaur" so that's what I did, also there's some good news

Sometimes when you're doing a puzzle but missing a few pieces, you can just take some pieces from another puzzle and make them fit, I guess

Open AI not looking so good better send Sam Altman out to make some outrageous new claim about AI so the people with all the money keep the data center lights on fucking hell we live in this is exhausting

Saw some dumb Sam Altman shit time to repost this comic about his legacy being stupid as fuck it's so infuriating the amount of money this dumb man has been able to throw away on a stupid piece of crap

I can't remember if I did more than these two but here's the other one. #webcomic

From 2019. Another abandoned idea was little Mayors. Probably could still get some ideas out of little Mayor pests. One time the mayors were a nelson egg's poop that had to be killed with the claw end of a hammer. #webcomic

I'm happy for Goosebumps-star Ryan Gosling for getting the Ghost Rider gig or whatever but when I have infinite money I'm still contacting Nicolas Cage about this idea. I bet he'd love this idea.

Ideally no one would even know there was more than one of them. It would just be "see the Ghost Rider film that was contractually held back until Nicolas Cage died" and every theater has a random assortment of them playing in a random rotation. You couldn't see all of them at any one theater.

One of the things I'd do with infinite money is hiring an actor to make a bunch of movies in secret to be released after their death and it would be something like Ghost Rider starring Nicolas Cage. Imagine releasing 15-20 mid Ghost Rider movies after he died.

Everyone remembers Hank has been kidnapped and then woke up in a room where a turtle threw up a key and he kicked it around and finally picked it up assuming he would need it but then he didn't, right? I used to update this story every Sunday. #webcomic

We saw Toy Story 5 and I was right. It's actually a better setup for my idea than Toy Story 4. Jessie and Bo somehow get pregnant and now Buzz and Woody have to go to Washington to advocate for the rights of toys. Do it, cowards.

1. Need thing 2. Check website of store that sells thing 3. Out of stock 4. Notice location has been set to the wrong store, sometimes in another state 5. Set the location to the store I always shop at because it's closest to me 6. In stock 7. Buy 8. Contemplate hermit life

Happy Kazaam Day! Kazaam was released on July 17, 1996. Celebrate. #webcomic

Happy Kazaam Day! Kazaam was released on July 17, 1996. Celebrate. #webcomic

I feel bad for the people who are having to distract RFK Jr right now so he doesn't collect Lindsey Graham's corpse to harvest all his favorite organ meats

The things I'd do with infinite money and all the people with infinite money want to do is burn the planet so they can have a computer lie to them it's so fucking stupid give me a fraction of that money at least I'll make something that isn't a fucking data center

I want to make a bunch of movies of varying genres where literally everyone is a clown. Full clown makeup and clothes for everyone for this romantic comedy, political thriller, mafia drama, etc. Don't ask why. Eventually have to make a horror movie where the killer isn't a clown. Give me money.

Me too