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So today's biggest cunt is a bloke who not only looks like a big baby, his actual name means "child". Now tell me we're not living in a simulation.

I see Wonder Man has been cancelled. I'm OK with that. It didn't need a second season. Very highly recommended, btw.

It suddenly struck me today that if I could travel back in time and meet my younger self, I'd tell the handsome bastard that I came from a dystopian future. And I'd mean it.

Just watched a YouTube video which claims that hyper-intelligent people gradually withdraw from society and human contact as they get older. Anyway, it was nice knowing you all

Well, the World Cup was nice while it lasted.

I asked my wife if she wanted to watch the Jared Leto documentary. "Who the fuck is Jared Leto?" she asked. My wife is definitely living her best life.

Just start calling Reform UK Cottrell UK and be done with it

Is it just me or is it a bit weird to have an actor play the part of another actor who is still alive? Makes no fucking sense to me. www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/ne...

New Doctor Who adventure confirmed for Jon Culshaw as he returns to Twelfth Doctor roleThe Doctor and Ash enter a digital paradise hiding a darker truth.www.radiotimes.com

Dealing with the financial fall-out of dealing with my mum's dementia is one of the most stressful things I've ever been through. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get over it. Anyway, if anyone thinks we aren't paying for social care right now, they are insane.

Four Whitsun Weddings and A Funeral. #poemmovies

Just waiting for Jared Leto to find God and start a podcast.

"I'm sure we all feel that he exploded too young, but the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes, he'll come in at an angle. Other times, he can hover, then swoop."

"War is stupid And people are stupid Except in this case Please give me some money" www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance AgainCulture Club singer sings ‘I stand with the Jews / I don’t feel brave, I just need to behave like a human’, in song defending Israel’s response to Hamas attackwww.theguardian.com

Bill Oddie is dead, Jodrell Bank is fucked and the BBC are making a show about sandcastles. I'm going back to bed.

Andrew Tate should take his punishment on the chin. Oh, wait, he doesn't have one.

Trump: The gates of hell are about to be unleashed.

Anyone here with a LG TV who watches YouTube on it? The latest YT update means your screensaver will kick in every 2 mins, even if you are watching the telly. What an absolute farce. It's been like this for days now.

The TARDIS making a comedy skit appearance in 2026 and getting everyone excited is the most wilderness years thing ever.