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My latest single, "It Could Be You" is now available across the streaming services (not Spotify). Here's a link that might help you. email.amuse.io/e/c/eyJlbWFp... If your outlet of choice isn't there, just search Neil Cake. Come on, don't make me micromanage you. #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky

Kinda annoys me that my laptop tells me to try using a different finger to login. This is the one I scanned. Trying a different one ain't gonna do shit. And as for my phone's facial recognition; what's the point? You just end up waiting then typing your pin in anyway.

Why won't AI admit when it's wrong?

MASSIVE lol: my distributor offers a royalty advance scheme. If I ever need $8 in a hurry

Hey! I think my new single, "It Could Be You" is coming out on the streaming platforms (not spotify) tomorrow. Link when u have it. It's a nice acoustic song about how precarious life is.

I keep seeing people getting behind Farage's idea of leaving the ECHR. Yeh, cos as a human, why the fuck would I want my rights protected? Fucking idiots.

I think 4. I do 6 track "mini-albums"

Yeh. Sometimes I don't feel like singing. I wrote it into a lyric. Now I have to sing, "I don't feel like singing". [Followed by a deep sigh] Then there's that song, "I don't wanna... talk about it..." Don't mind singing about it though

Songwriters! Post the tropes you actively try to avoid. I'll start: Singing the word "high" in falsetto when the rest of the line is in normal register.

There are workmen outside my office playing a load of hunger dunger dang music. I suppose at least it isn't Oasis.

My new 6 track mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle" waits to be discovered. Go on, treat yourself. half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle...

God I hate the minions. Why do they keep making minions films? It's so lazy on so many levels They don't even need to write witty dialogue for them.

Thanks very much. Beefheart is a big influence. Completely changed the way I thought about writing music when I heard him.

Thanks! youtu.be/xa-F7h31_cY?...

This is "Bus Stop Picnic". Mentions Church Road. And the garden centre. #HomeMadeMusic

Has everyone heard my new song yet? This is "Easy Mode". Check out that banjo and kick drum. youtu.be/XUBbOncyBGo?... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky

That's the way i feel about jazz

it might've escaped your notice, but I released a new video late last night. This is "Easy Mode", track 2 but the last I wrote on my new mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle"... www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUBb... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky

Well it's friday at least

it's bandcamp friday. use it to get my new mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle". It's free, but if you do pay for it... cha-ching! half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle...