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Nothing gold can stay.

Had you asked me this morning if my three-month-old kitten could get into the basement, climb up the walls, squeeze between the floor joists, and then fall into an unfinished crawlspace containing only a creepy basket, I would have said “No.” And yet,

The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world

Remember to tune in tonight at 9:30 to hear ALL the best fireworks LIVE, only on WKBM, The Firecracker!

They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears

Fun fact. If you’re in Cincinnati: you can find special beads and stones around town and cash them in at city hall for goods and treats

Great city, Cincinnati…. Cincinnati gets my seal of approval 👍

Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context

A few years ago I did illustrations for a board game called Robotopia and today received a deluxe copy. They did this thing up *nice* with gold foil and just generally all-around beautiful production quality. It is a joy to behold. Unfortunately I cannot play it as I have no friends.

Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m the guy who puts weird, loose sliding doors on hotel room bathrooms. The name’s Hitler; Satan T. Hitler.

Is Mac & Me a Star Wars?

Look on my works, Chat, and despair

Insane that someone said baby yoda’s name was “grongo” and we as a society just accepted it

Save Us, Tornado Man