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Shatner

Don't mess with Texas. Especially the power grid, which is extremely fragile

Keymasters

Anytime I try to wear cool shoes, they twist my feet into painful knots and turn my whole day into a Vans Warped Tour

"I got carried away" is all he can say about his decision to knowingly sentence millions of children to death. Meanwhile he's trying it in another country as we speak

I like to imagine someone seeing the live-action Moana who doesn't know it's a remake and thinks the Rock suddenly became self-conscious about his baldness

I'd hate to be a bottle of gin in Washington tonight

If you want an impartial jury for this case, you have to keep the Tates in a box. If any juror gets a look at them, they'll automatically vote guilty.

I hope Andrew Tate enjoys that footlong in prison.

When the tall ships were in NYC, I took a trip to Pier 84 to sketch the Amerigo Vespucci, pride of the Italian Navy. This is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an urban sketch. #urbansketchers

If I could banish one organization from New York, it would be ICE. If I could banish two, CVS.

My sketch of @amnh.org, drawn from a bench on Central Park West #urbsnsketchers

RIP Sam Neill. Where he's gone, we don't need to eyes to see.

Only one thing to do: remake it again

Or maybe he and Lindsey did a Face/Off

How come Trump is allowed to do whatever he wants EXCEPT travel in Qatar's flying booby trap? Let him in there! Let him fly it himself!

Today's depressing image is a magazine staffer asking the computer to write their article "magazine-style"

He shucked himself

When will they stop this ridiculous cover-up and admit that Mitch McConnell is training for his next ultramarathon???

The Great American Sorry State Fair