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grounded at the Las Vegas Airport because Air Force One is landing here i swear to god even when i'm about to leave the country i can't escape this guy

i've noticed a phenomenon where gamers who played Mario World when it came out will say that Yoshi was the coolest thing ever and i'm not sure i get it i like Yoshi but more because he's cute, not because he's "cool"

migraines aren't real i've never had one in my entire life

the sound of dirt being sucked up into a vacuum cleaner is some truly excellent IRL game design

In "Ashley's Song" from the WarioWare series, the titular Ashley sings that "You'd better learn [her] name, 'cause it's A-A-shley." This phrasing would seem to imply that her name simply being "Ashley" is the reason why the listener "had better" learn it, but this point is never elaborated upon.

the arcade games in Raiders are so good it's insane

have you seen the new show? it's on Bilbo dude. it's literally on Frodo. it's on Bombur with ads

WE AREEEEE THE CRYYYSTAL GEEEEMS WE CAAARRY THE FLAMEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Splatoon is awesome because it's the only EPD Nintendo game where they'll say "Huge if true"

splatoon raiders today.....

THEY ARE BURNING RANGERS GO

noticing a significant uptick in the amount i talk to myself since living alone again

there are far too many video games to play in the world. this is why i decided to become a game developer, to make the problem worse

genuinely an irl Ace Attorney character

another killer event from @texas-splatoon.ink !! thanks for a fun day y'all, so glad i got to be a part of it in any small way as always and shoutouts to everyone at Uncbreak ❤️

every PC game needs to have a master volume slider, when i have to manually make sure all of the sliders stay aligned to turn down the volume within the game i get sad

oh my god y'all are tryna bankrupt me @dcellgames.com