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So Corey Heim won the Brickyard 400 and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

I hate being a snitch, but Cole Custer's car for this weekend is nuclear-powered. That's not allowed. People would start getting suspicious when it's the year 2236 and Cole still hasn't pit for fuel.

The folks at the IMS Museum inside Indianapolis Motor Speedway have put together an ahhhhhmazing exhibit on the career of Jeff Gordon that you gotta see if you're in town for the Brickyard 400. Cars. Artifacts. Ricky Funk. Wrote about it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

The T-Rex, Ricky Funk and everything in betweenThe Jeff Gordon exhibit at the IMS Museum in Indianapolis is extensive, detailed and an absolute must-seeopen.substack.com

Me finally talking to my urologist about Peyronie's Disease

After tonight's teeth-rattling Jack White show in Indy, I am officially all in on no-phone shows. Below is the line entering the venue where phones were locked in small bags. There weren't 3,000 people in front of you holding their phones up to take a video they'll mever watch. Religious experience.

Joey Logano won the race at North Wilkesboro Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Hired Danhausen to uncurse Connor Zilisch, let's see if it works like it did with the Knicks #NASCAR

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2026 is the year of Carson Hocevar. So many Hocevar happening already this season - almost too many to remember. That's why we did our damndest to provide a comprehensive rundown of as many as we could recall. HOCEVAR, SO FAR. CLICK BELOW. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Hocevar, So Far, In 2026A quick rundown of every Carson Hocevar moment this season, and we'll let you decide if they were uncalled for or totally radopen.substack.com

Bullying works, all-Blaney edition #NASCAR

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A little something about myself, I get weapons-grade pissed off in July when my neighbors shoot off fireworks any later than 8:30 p.m. but have no problem turning 38 130-decibel race cars loose for two more hours at midnight. Watch me dance this merry jig of double standards.

So Ryan Blaney won at @EchoParkSpdwy in the wee hours of the morning and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all below👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Fake Texts to EchoPark Speedway winner Ryan BlaneyThese texts are not real in any way whatsoeveropen.substack.com

If you want proof that Connor Zilisch is having a much better weekend, this didn't hit Connor Zilisch. #NASCAR

Paint It Black," and a bunch of other NASCAR things as @RollingStones songs. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

On the ground at Chicagoland Speedway. Took some bad pictures. Made some observations. Link below. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Back in Chicago: A TravelogueA few cell-phone pictures and observations from NASCAR's triumphant return to Chicagoland Speedwayopen.substack.com

Belgium has never won the Daytona 500

So Chase Briscoe won the race at Chicagoland Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...