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Way I see it, there’s no great loss without a small gain: The longer the Decade of the Asshole drags on, the easier it gets to separate the real folks from the fakes. Imagine being Amnesty and not standing up for one of the most currently targeted minority groups. Fuck you, you ganefs!

I’m folks too! Spider-Man’s humility pairs well with the fact he arguably has the most enviable powers in the Marvel universe. Spider-Man games are triple-A royalty in a way no other superhero series is because zipping around NYC like you’re on crack is the best gameplay mechanic ever invented.

“E-A” stands for Eat Ass Die Fast.

Gonna smoke some shit and see spooder man brb

Speaking of my book someone on Goodreads gave me two stars and no review, which has me like a teacher yelling “who left a turd in the urinal!?” Ah well! You should check out From Pixels to Prose and see for yourself if it’s worth shitting a brick for! Now on Amazon. www.amazon.com/Pixels-Prose...

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Aw thank you! I think other people should read it but I dunno I’m just some schmuck you know?

It’s PANTHEON SEASON again, motherfuckers! And I’m in charge so of course I’m gonna bang that Quintet drum. Sign up at the Patreon at the $10 level to listen to the ep when it comes out. You can listen to our five year backlog of great Pantheon eps in the meantime. 👑

Nothing zips me back precisely to the summer of 1999 like I Don’t Want to Wait, which is funny because that was a good summer but I hate every note of that song.

Today on URBAN HORRORS, watch me walk through the harrowing killing fields of Toronto’s infamous Jane and Finch hood!! 🔫🔫🔫💀💀💀 Quake in fear at the odious DOLLARAMA

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If you get this joke then you also understand how royally fucking cooked the short-form content algorithm is. 💀

TORONTO AD CAMPAIGN: “e-scooters are illegal in Toronto. Stop riding e-scooters.” >:( CITIZEN: “That means ‘Drive them at top speed on crowded sidewalks!” COP DRIVING BY: “Sure. It’s OK.”

Cigarette car~ Cigarette car~ I’m riding to an appointment~ In a cigarette car~

So hosting podcasts stresses me the fuck out. Every time I do it successfully, I am winning the struggle against myself. I think the problem is that I’m a people pleaser, so if I get a huffy comment criticizing my research or whatever, I kind of fall to pieces and believe I’ve disappointed everyone.

Asla'to was found buck-naked in the Shroud, umbilical cord still attached. He was rescued and raised amongst sixty thousand mothers and ten thousand aunties, as is Keeper of the Moon tradition. In other words, his thoughts would derail and he would disassociate. #FFXIV