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You’ve heard of a portable bidet, now get ready for a (thing also handheld but for blowing air to dry ya nethers) No really has anyone ever heard of this? Does it exist? Asking for a friend

Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor Attention deficit disorder I’m not even doing more this says it all ffs

Chat was already wickussy deep in wicker sex jokes by the time I woke up and I thought I’d had a fucking stroke in my sleep and nothing made sense

Cry

A Cuck Room of One’s Own

How it feels to follow me (probably)

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Diane Morgan

No one prepares you for Perimeno Weird Smell Syndrome. It’s not fun and quirky el oh el. Gave an app seller a negative review bc the shirt reeked of cigarettes. Then I revised the review after my wife said “it’s just strongly floral.” That was my 3rd negative review for gross cigarette smells 😑🫥

Finally decor for the chronic illness girlies (gn)

ngl Michaels, this goes hard

“I just talked to Mitch McConnell and—“

I’m fine, actually. This is fine.

Oh no finished big consuming work thing 2 weeks ago and now I don’t want to stay in this job or career path

Every tshirt design is just AI block printing style now or something labeled “vintage style” with the most modern AI illustration I’ve ever seen

I can’t think of a gayer shoe