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The High-TT (Tanqueray & Tonic) Secretary of War Crimes.

Read your profile--"Hobbies: reading." Nope, I just can't give a follow back. Reading is a necessity, like food, shelter, laughter and punching Nazis. Enjoying saucy limericks on truck stop bathroom stalls is a hobby. Reading Elizabethan poetry by narcoleptic nymphomaniacs, is also a hobby.

I outsmarted the lettuce diarrhea. I deep fried my big salad. Follow me for more healthy tips and if you see RFK Jr., tell him to eat a bag of lightly seasoned rat dicks.

This is what "our" Oval Office looks like. It's like the Orange Turd sent Liberace, Joe Exotic, and Peg Bundy to a flea market at Dante's Ninth Circle of Decor Hell for all the classy bling.

South Carolina Gov. McMaster announces that he's picking Lindsey Graham's sister to finish Graham's term.

Will Lindsey Graham's funeral be a closed closet wake?

I challenge one CNN panelist w/moxie to confront Scott Jennings and say "show us your phone with the incoming call from Senator McConnell and the duration of the call. Show me that and I'll resign from CNN. If you won't show us the proof on your phone, then you Scott Jennings should resign."

Has any doctor tried whispering in McConnell's ear--"there's a black president and he's gonna pick a new Supreme Court judge," to wake him from his vegetative state?

We need to send Rand Paul's neighbor on a mission to see if Moscow Mitch has a pulse.

BREAKING Mitch McConnell update...

Senate Dems will issue the predictable, cliched, and dishonest tributes to Lindsey Graham. We'll see "statesman, patriotic, and decent" thrown in. I suggest using quisling, apparatchik, and jovial fascist as honest replacements.

If a tree falls in a forest and hits Mitch McConnell, will we find out Mitch McConnell is dead on next year's Arbor Day?

Mango Mousilini is at Mt. Rushmore. Here's my Mt. Fuckface, of the 4 branches of gov't (iI added the 4th Estate) for the 4 faces of evil. Trump. Mitch McConnell. Strategist of mendacity & evil. Clarence Thomas. Stupid. Rigid. And his wife. Rupert Murdoch. Without him, we are not in this shithole.

Now with four fresh scents: zesty ranch & smoky bacon, smoky ranch, and zesty bacon.

Can't access my email. Failed to correctly identify Corgi butts.

What's green and white and dead all over? The Great American State Fair

After Vanilla Ice dropped out of the Freedom 250 musicfest to "spend more time with his barber" event organizers announced he will be replaced by "Heartless" a Heart cover band, who are the the 3rd most popular "Heart" cover band in SE Arkansas.

There are times when I catch myself daydreaming wistfully, caught in a wave of nostalgia of simpler, saner, and safer days gone by. Back then all we had to worry about was Hannibal Lecter, people eating dogs and cats, and Arnold Palmer's penis.

Not pictured--Jesse Watters, who's out in the parking lots deflating car tires so everybody has to stay.