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No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

They're so pretty... and in my experience, so unwieldy.

Robovacs is a really good comp. Yes, in certain scenarios, they're just about perfect... but nowhere near capable for universal deployment.

Even Iago wouldn't think he could get away pitching such a notion.

I got to watch this live, and it was really, really fucking funny.

Blue Owl's a private equity fund that gave (I am not making this up) $7B of its investors' money, of which $3B was immediately dumped into Meta's coffers as cash, for a stake in data centers Meta wanted to build. Can't imagine how folks would lose confidence in such savvy forward-thinkers.

You know, I've probably spent more on the Xbox ecosystem this year than in the past 25. Unfortunately for Microsoft, it's because I picked up a refurb'd OG and 360 from my local indie gaming shop where I've since become one of the top customers.

Whoever said "they don't want pussy, they want to endlessly criticize pussy" about these clowns hit the nail on the head.

Once again: If you back candidates who look good to you on paper but don't turn out to be all that appealing to voters, it's not the lefties who are ruining everything. You're the one who screwed up. www.notus.org/2026-electio...

Remember when the Bill Ackman/Debra Messings of the world crashed out over Mamdani, put up ludicrous amounts of their own money… and still got absolutely embarrassed on election day? You’d think they’d leave town after an embarrassment on that scale, and yet…

Is it just me... or does having a bunch of dark money lined up against you seem like way less of a concern than the pundit/consultant/media class makes it out to be?

no lies detected

Ghost Rider should be made in Canada. The star’s Canadian. The director’s Canadian. There are tax credits to be had. Shoot it in Fort McMurray. Done right, the first 10-12 minutes of the film can and should be Duke Caboom’s Greatest Hits In IMAX.

It’s not well known, but Shakespeare’s first draft was in fact “The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second.”

I definitely knew it was more than the extreme fringe, but +22 nationwide was an eye opener.

The "Israel causes divides" narrative only makes sense if the Division in question is how PEOPLE have one view, while POLITICIANS insist on the contrary. On every single poll — genocide; aid to Israel; arresting Netanyahu — there's no inscrutable Division. It's all pretty clear!

Some friends of mine worked on this and they assure me it absolutely rips.

I’ve spent a lot of time in sports bars over the years, and there are few archetypes I give a wider berth than “drunk guy who just lost money”. They are possessed of a uniquely impulsive and unpleasant rage.

It’s not a perfect comparison as most of the spend gets paid back out, but I think the world would be a better place if people spent more on art than they wager at the tables.