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Trump was overcome with sleep at Senator Graham’s funeral. May he rest in peace.

After falling asleep earlier during the service, mourners found it “creepy” when Trump tapped on Lindsey Graham’s coffin. ⚰️

Trump displays his trademark tackiness during a eulogy.

Trump went off script today eulogizing Lindsey Graham: "I used to tell Lindsey, 'Lindsey, why don't yah come out?' and he'd say, 'Cuz I don't want to come out!' And I'd tell him, 'You should come out because your name is Lindsey.' I mean, wasn't the Bionic Woman named Lindsey? Lindsey Sommers?"

Another "proof of life" photo of Senator McConnell has appeared. He's been speaking to people, but his voice sounds different.

The 80-year-old president went on a bender, posted jejune images like this all through the night. He’s fantasizing: “And when you're a starship captain they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab an Andorian by the Antennae. You can do anything."

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth made a surprise appearance at Comic-Con to promote his new comic book series, TESTOSTERDRONE.

Trump keeps callously boasting that casualties in the current conflict are low compared to other wars. Learning the individual stories of the service members who recently lost their lives in Jordan and Iraq reveals each was indispensable to countless people... just not to this charlatan president.

According to the White House, President Trump is personally involved in youth outreach initiatives. 🍭🍬

I hear the voice he uses is Keith Moon.

He was barely there last night. Probably hearing Zelda Rubinstein tell him "There is peace and serenity in the light.” 😴

I suspect Trump may have visited Jeffrey Epstein in his cell.

Trump is like a motivational speaker who inspires people to do nothing.

Is Jerry Langford being held hostage somewhere during this performance?

No shots fired at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner but someone is dying.

He’s bombing at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner even worse than Iran.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner flew in entertainment from Miami. #IYKYK

People think revenge is impulsive. Not true, I've been in pre-production for months.

The U.S. Mint is offering $1 gold coins featuring the president’s likeness, but kids can get into the fun too with these limited-edition mint chocolates. 🍭

I attended a séance that attempted to contact Lenny Bruce. He refused to apologize, so we knew it was him.