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Too tired to cook? No meal ideas? Don't want to heat up the kitchen in summer? You will never regret 50,000 calories of pasta salad.

So, uh, I left for 10 days and the clover in my yard died DIED. It's crispy. Which is crazy because I have no recollection of watering it last year. Figure it's the heat or something else?

I'm home. Didn't feel like waiting 20 minutes downtown for a final bus, so I took a Lyft from there. Still saved $30 by taking the bus as far as I did not man, these replacement buses don't cut the mustard.

Guess who has two thumbs and just got on the blue route replacement buses going the wrong direction and is now at the mall of america at midnight

The boarding groups only exist to divide us, the passenger class.

It's pretty funny that we still make boy scouts dress Like That. Giant paramilitary youth organization but you gotta dress like Mommy's Little Treat Boy.

I finished two books on vacation, a big improvement on my typical average of Never Actually Opened It, Now That You Mention It.

20 years into the medium and every notable achievement of mobile gaming happened in the first 5 years. Everything since is the same warmed over slop with more ads and micro-transactions, or ports of successful games from other platforms.

The unstoppable force of "I should take a few days off from drinking after that vacation" is meeting the immovable object of "4 hour layover in Midway"

When people call metal with harsh vocals "screamo." Screamo is a portmanteau of "scream" and "emo" that specifically describes emo music with harsh vocals, not metal at all. I'll look the other way if you use it regarding black-gaze, but no further.

Not sure why, but Ginger Ale is the official soft drink of airplane travel.

Heading home tomorrow. Final map of my travels in goldenrod.

My impression of Rhode Island is that we shouldn't let cars be here. Not in an urbanist way, in a "I like to drive, but this is a pain in the ass" way.

One thing is clear driving through New England: we have got to abolish the Senate. No way can we trust 18 lobster boat crews and their associated SeaWives with 2 seats.

ALERT: BEAN HAT

Getting into a Lyft and discovering that there are Christian bands aping Imagine Dragons.

Would encourage folks to read the substance of the complaint the cop is making against Her before jumping to any conclusions. And if the term "wienering" is in use as sexual innuendo, it was in my second grade class, not the Internet.

Made myself stop at 3. Had a local pale ale that uses spruce tips, the pictures Straffe Hendrik Quad, and a De Dolle Tripel. All excellent.

I will be living at the Novare Res Beer Bar until further notice