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Well, this aged like Andrew Taint's hairline. 🖕😂🖕

EXACTLY. Don't blame your bullshit problems on strangers, MAGA.

You have to be the biggest dumb fuck in the world to have voted for Traitor Trump three times. I don't vote for pedo presidents.

The GOP is spineless. Or as big of monsters as Trump and his cabinet. To hell with them all.

I've been meaning to write this one for a week now. Got it done today! After reading a good friend's recollection of growing up as a 90s kid, I had to do my own version, set in the 80s. Were you a free-range kid in the 80s? If so, enjoy this! themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/free-range...

Of course, it's not. It's always about racism that's a part of your preferred political party. Typical MAGA gaslighting bullshit.

Think it over, you ICE dipshits. It's not worth your life. Think about the future.

Mooch would have stolen it, and I doubt she would have apologized to another dog. No shame in her game. This one was adorable.

Not this kid. My pastor father would have given us the belt the minute we got home. And that car ride back was torturous, knowing we had it coming. So we generally toed the line.

Rev. Cremer is spot-on, as always. I love his take on why MAGA folks are such hypocrites about the teachings of Christ.

Mike Johnson is such a Christfascist Keebler Elf. Rep. Lieu is one of the few men on the Democrat side with a backbone. He’s fighting the Trump administration’s mockery of justice daily.

I took a decent photo of a blue heron during takeoff. They look pretty neat when they're flying.

I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but do allow children don’t know very much about children.

He heard the music and booked it right over. "FREE CONCERT." Then at the end, he's like, "Play me another one, Plumes!" I love what he does for animals. What a guy.

I'm glad that nobody who lives under my roof supports this dogshit, criminal Trump administration. Our kids were raised better than that.

Cry me a fucking river, Rapist.

Damn, I'm certain that it's seen a LOT of naked people. And a shitload of weird things they've done together.

I'm shifting my focus from only writing political humor articles to adding some regular funny stories. I get tired of focusing on Trump and his criminal regime constantly. Watching Jerry Seinfeld's show, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" each night is motivating me. I will succeed at my goal.

I bet clouds look down at people and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot."