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Anything less than one new customer for every dead customer is just a straight path to bankruptcy. I know that now

I tried the Takeshi's castle theme bar and it didn't work. Much like Action Park, I was not able to maintain a profitable Customer:Casualty ratio

When you only have a grand total of 3 ideas in your head you'll do whatever you need to protect them, regardless of how bad and banal they are. Stop skill gatekeeping art, skill is innate and there is absolutely no correlation between good creative ideas and developing the ability to express them /s

My strategy was to buy a ton of note books at a post back-to-school clearance sale 15 years ago. Now everytime I clean I'm guaranteed to come across one I placed somewhere I thought I'd use it only to ignore it, declare that I will now use it, then move it to a new spot to ignore

Dustin needs to speak with any of his numerous Australian coworkers, each of which I guarantee have at least 1 older relative that has never worn sunscreen and gets spots of melanoma removed as casually as a getting a tooth filling

Okay, first of all that bowl was full 10 minutes ago. Second, it's not empty, you've just pushed all the kibble to the side and you're just upset that the bottom of the bowl is visible

I know you can read my thoughts Amuro... Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow

Everything is perfectly consistent when you remember Will Osprey is a good natured and impressionable dummy. He's a even dumber version of Sting. One day he'll appear in the audience and then put on a mask (probably assassins creed based)

Nintendo should encourage people to go to the club by bring back Club Nintendo. Check out this awesome pin set I got back in the day

The racist bros can't comprehend that the Ancient Greeks had a measure of respect for for the people that lived in these areas and considered them civilized, unlike the various European barbarian groups

Ted Turner as well, another member of the ultra wealthy that seemed to actually enjoy the limitless opportunities his wealth provided him. It's funny, all of these assholes are enamoured with Roman history, believe they are Julius Ceasar, and are in reality temu Crassus

Mark Briscoe suddenly feeling nervous

The second you have enough money to just walk away and live an extremely conformable life on your earnings but continue to work for the obviously evil company is when any claims to higher morality go out the window

Keep an ice scraper in the car during the winter to clear the windshield of ice build up. Keep an ice scraper in the car during the summer to clear the solid layer of dead mosquitoes build up

The blackjack and hookers are actually just a contractual obligation from when Thekla signed

Pretty much every civilization the ancient Greeks considered civilized enough to have political and economical dealings with had darker skin than them. Persia, Egypt, Ethiopia. Rome was a upstart that had promise and the north was nothing but barbarians

We admit that there is a fire but still maintain that there was no reason for concern when the smoke was first spotted

Change the colour of the liquid in the last panel to yellow and slightly alter the first and you got yourself two comics for the effort of one. Three if you make a white version

Wish they'd let me remap the Urinate button, I've fat fingered it too many times while going for a greeting