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saracuda
oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️🌈 instagram.com/crossandbedeviled
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Need something like this when I'm trying to tell you what I love about the Osgood Perkins episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
saracudaSee, I struggle with the star system. In the words of the 17th century poet laureate Mererithe Brookese, I am bitch, lover, and nothing in between. I can't think of a more upsetting experience than a 3-star movie.
There's a part in the movie where the 16th president of the United States of America is fighting a vampire on top of a speeding train, and the vampire is trying to convince Lincoln to become a vampire willingly and says, "Emancipate yourselves." !!!!!!!!!!!!!
saracudaIf you haven't seen this and I told you all the things that happen in it you would think I was lying.