Idiot, genius, and rarely anything in-between. Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid. Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.
George of the Jungle: Feeling Special TodayAlt: Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle, wearing a lei and a flower in his hair.
Caption reads: "George just feel like looking a little special today, that all."static.klipy.comSarah CarterFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
You do what the old masters of literature did: Develop a drinking problem or attempt suicide.
Futurism"I have no idea how to get around this."
Grass is like human beings. [We're gonna cut you all down, to make it look nicer.]
Aaron RuparTrump: "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also. And we're changing, raking, cleaning, and changing all of the parks."
Incorrect: the average Republican is a hate-driven, racist, sexist, illiterate dipshit who is utterly incapable of forming any kind of rational thoughts of their own, and must turn to TV to tell them what to think or do.
Jessica TarlovYour average Republican is pro-IVF, skeptical of six week heartbeat bills, against deporting productive, law-abiding immigrants, and for gay marriage.
Funny thing about bodies: once they start piling up, it's much harder to just sweep them under the rug.
Kevin M. KruseI know there's no room for another scandal, but this should be a massive scandal.
We should all treat people who claim to be politically homeless the way people who claim to be politically homeless treat the actually homeless.
Parker MolloyI would honestly rather have someone tell me they were 100% MAGA than "politically homeless."
"*WE* weaponize *OUR* vehicles against *YOU*, not the other way around. Burying an ICE officer is unthinkable, and we'll happily bury all of you to ensure that doesn't happen."
Aaron RuparHoman: "It's only a matter time when you weaponize that two ton vehicle where an officer is not going to be able to react in time and we're burying an ICE officer ... so the vehicle stops are back on"
Nothing is fundamentally different between Nixon and any "young conservative" douchebag. They're binge-drinking antisemitic cheats, blisters on the ass of society who deserve nothing but derision, and yet will likely prosper wildly before they're eventually taken down by their own ineptitude.
The Wall Street JournalThe kids are “Nixonmaxxing”: More than half-a-century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late president. 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/ric...