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doesn't want Vandy coming in and beating him again

if it's in San Diego in the summer it's always D) From Arizona

Never change Bsky, never ever change

Reveille looks at the woke syllabus

<Mrs. Kruse walks out of the kitchen into your office> "Why in the ever living fuck is the fridge filled with Florida Orange Juice?!?!" "Trying to sell books hun"

did I mix up Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez once while I was hitting on a girl in college. That's none of your damn business.

this is the way

for sure the dorm room kids were a tiny bit of the cheating. And there's probably just as much collusion going on in the casino games. I just remember coming to the realization what was happening as I had my evening smoke each night. I hope those kids wasted the money in the most fun way

I remember when that was a thing. One night while I was out back for a smoke I heard a couple college neighbor kids talking back and forth in their apartment and realized they were playing in the same poker tournament and telling each other what they were holding.

I do eat like a kid (or maybe a college student) much more than I should at my age (and weight), but it's like an 80s kid. Fast food, blue box mac & cheese, frozen taquitos... Not every day, but I still secretly love them more than I should at this age.

I don't regret not having kids, but all of these new kid centered foods are very exotic to me. I default to "I can make that at home" but they look secretly tasty.

fuckin Rong cameras. I'm sorry, but your shit isn't that exciting that you need 24/7 surveillance on it. And if you see someone TPing, no you didn't. FFS let's all try to have a good time.

Locals hitting on Phish Chicks in Jacksonville

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get some of those Tipper Gore stickers

Thanksgiving dinner

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a shit-ass GOP candidate passing around pink leaflets because they don't have anything to run on isn't the fault of AES it's the same thing the GOP has been doing for decades.

I like sparking water in a bottle so I can close the top and keep the bubbles in, but none of the individually bottled waters (aside from Maison Perrier) have the bubbly power of the canned stuff.

Marc like's his water bubbly!