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...this week on Camalot 5...

Not even a bit offensive, therefore the wrong choice. Instead may I offer "The wheels on the bus" as perhaps the most annoying song everyone will know and many will join in on?

The gospel according to Saint Donut. Just please do not start the jihad against cocker spaniels.

Fundraiser: $5 a pop to sledge things.

Why the author names in microprint on the covers?!? Criminal.

Is it Ukraine? Moldova? Grand Fenwick???

But people like the racoon.

"Oh, damn! I got covid from SDCC!!" Wow. Wonder how that happened. Sucks it couldn't be avoided at all.

Karma baby, she's a bitch.

"Ronald Reagan civility conference" is right up there with the "Donald Trump ethics committee".

Is he ready for his arch-frenemy?

Conspiracy after the fact.

And you can spot exactly where the original show runner left at the end of season 2.

One might, if one were so inclined, think of it as "The inevitable ruin".

Pfft. Purists.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

wherein a whole lot of judging is goin' on.

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