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This from a guy who can't stand seeing wind turbines from his golf course.

"Now just tell me where they hide the cat treats and I'll leave you alone."

"Thank you for your interest, but unfortunately, you're not the kind of candidate we're looking for at the moment. See the receptionist to validate your parking."

Maybe he should call his buddy Trump to get that goal overturned.

Trump to Infantino: "All I want is for you to find me 4 goals, which is one more than we need. Because you know we won this game. By a lot."

Oddly, that parade wasn't canceled because of the heat. Because as we all know, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

Doing a flyover in the middle of a thunderstorm...Always a crowd favorite.

The size of the crowd was probably lower than the air temperature...in Celsius. 🌡🌞

She's lucky she wasn't trampled to death. 🙄

The White House is now an officially licensed Harley-Davidson dealership.

Next they'll say that the Germans didn't attack Pearl Harbor.

"The soup is lukewarm. Bring me the salad instead or face the cut of my blade!"

Arrest warrant has been issued for Fotosin T. Sis🦠

Granpa needs a nap.

We have reached Giuliani-level stupidity.

Next will be the "broom handle on the ceiling" phase.

Got listeria?

They just can't resist going on the air and saying: "The President just called me personally and told me..." They're just propagandists at this point.

Gladiator fights to distract from your unpopular foreign war. Very Nero-like.

Guess she flunked the assignment of creating fake voter fraud in Fulton County.