the forbidden love of miss piggy and kermit makes a lot more sense when you realize kermit is a sort of permanently unripe tomato and not a frog at all
by 2040 we are just gonna call this the “10 minute round thin”
or at least that is my hope bc i can’t live this life of trying to hunt down the cooking time on this shit
gimme the number gimme the shape composite, fuck all this other text
i don’t really understand why pots don’t have a little crazy straw style course for al dente noodles to travel through so you can see they’re done without trying to fish one out every 20s
watching a lot of minnie’s bowtoons lately and this tweety bird ripoff bugs me - like A. it’s literally tweety except for a perpetual rotor tail & 2. I can’t understand how that tail would work or what this bird is or why not any other means of flight
i know. cartoon. but this stack of choices 😩
they need to come out with some way to install hot sauce glands in that place you can gleek out of. it’s so hard to dual wield burritos and a hot sauce bottle - like let me just do snake things and do the saucing while i bite
there should be some kinda ice cream truck style thing that comes by when you’re done mowing the lawn, like a little water chamber to jump into and get to like the Sonic drowning state, and then you get an air bubble just in time and it squirts back onto your yard fully quenched
every night i focus on trying to see an apple. this seeing apples thing can’t be what people say, staying in their minds eye
i see carvings in flamelit stone - they turn into stairs ascended by a shadowy man - he produces an apple from his coat and tucks it quickly back inside, etc
it never stays
woke up feeling grateful for my 3rd grade teachers conspiring to have a blind woman come read us Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in a pitch black room
