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I did not. I peeked down the end and it looks like pencil drawings

I did post it on Twitter/X (🙄) but they were all too busy blaming feminism to notice

Looks like pencil drawings

PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith.

This is all you need to book tickets for Bedfringe at Quarry & Place Theatres, Bedford. See @weirdinthewade.bsky.social @maxfulham.bsky.social @julietteburton.bsky.social @mitchbenn.bsky.social @jakeyapp.bsky.social @julesobrian.bsky.social @castlecomedy.bsky.social @angelabarnes.bsky.social & more

It’s STILL called Zardoz by the way. As in “Remember to fill Zardoz before we go away” or “Bollocks, the cats got Zardoz’s lid off again”.

One of the “I married the right woman” moments in my relationship with @cg1999.bsky.social was when she bought an automatic cat feeder (a black plastic monolith which makes an alert noise then gushes cat bix out of its “mouth”); I instantly named it Zardoz and did NOT have to explain the reference.

Well you’re a little ray of fucking sunshine, aren’t you

Join Mitch Benn at Bedfringe @mitchbenn.bsky.social Mitch Benn is Asking Elvis 25th July at Quarry Theatre Studio Tickets bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684754

It's fascinating to watch commentators who sat completely silently for a decade as the Conservative Government changed its leader four times in a row mid-term, now suddenly discover such a keen interest in the concepts of 'mandates' and 'legitimacy'

It’s an increasingly blue Monday (©️ @cg1999.bsky.social)

'Keir Starmer might have been the first victim of this...' @mrjamesob.bsky.social turns on the culture that led to Starmer's downfall: 'we have all become addicted to that!'

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Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Whenever Trump puts a medal round someone’s neck my brain goes “goodness gracious now then now then was that you out there playing in the World Cup wow how’s about that then?” and I’m not going to disagree with it.

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Happened at the end of the Fringe last year