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Canberrans love saying Brisbane has a tropical climate and that it doesn't have winter, it just has a wet season and a dry season It's me I'm Canberrans

Today I went on the 3.5 hour each way journey from Brisbane to Noosa. This was both worth it and also not something I will ever do again at the same time.

Fuck off?

By the way, while I'm posting that I'm in Brisbane and therefore not at home, please don't break into my house. Breaking into homes or stealing my things is considered very disrespectful and rude in my culture.

I ate bugs

Why is the Brisbane Sign backwards? Are they stupid?

Brisbane review notes: - BNE: Minus 100 points alone - Airport train being privatised and costing $40, minus 10 points - Queen St bus interchange, minus at least 10 points if not more - Buses have no PID, minus 1 point - Maybe make that 2 - Weather/climate, it gets a point, it's why I'm here

They should invent a Megan that can go the fuck to sleep

I remember when vaping was just a meme and not a thing people really did. Seeing someone vaping in real life was like if you saw someone riding on a unicycle saying "oh shit dat boi waddup"

What if someone pulled the stem off an apple and then threw the apple like a grenade

I was so tired I went to make myself a cup of coffee and forgot the coffee

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There should be an evil supermarket that sells sugar-added drinks, irresponsibly fished tuna, beef with added hormones, fresh produce which is grown somewhere other than Australia, etc. There'd also be an aisle for pasta and bread with even more gluten than usual for those who need that

Why do avocados show up in both the fruit section and the vegetable section? Pick a damn side you double agents

What if guns pointed humans at people

Just thought of the word "cuckubus" but didn't think of a funny joke to use it in. If anyone does, I get credit and any friends or fame you gain from posting the joke

Not to vent post on main but sometimes I think about how it's really stupid that my backstory is that I'm Canberran and suffered trauma from working in the public service. That's like if an American was traumatized by eating a cheeseburger

I found out today that other dialects of English don't have people say they're across something when they understand it. This is extremely minor information and won't change anything about my life

It's always interesting when someone in court says their motivation for offending is to return to custody because they can't cope with the community (or so the media reports). Like do they not let you just ask? I guess not. I guess they're like "nah mate sorry, gotta commit a crime first"

The Mediterranean (region, and also sea) should just be called the Medi. The terranean part is redundant at this point, everyone knows that it's on the Earth. That's just implied when you're talking about the geography of our world. And places that have water in particular.