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The first in my family to listen to Beatdown Hardcore

“We must plant trees under whose shade we will never listen to beatdown hardcore.” - @galacticnight.bsky.social

Jag älskar krabban med Guinness 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

“I see AI and I -immediately- discard it!” That’s good, but I think Harry Potter Themed Black Metal also would’ve been a perfectly acceptable reason.

Harry Potter themed black metal. Fuckin’ get it the fuck together

“Enjoy!” I will not!

If I had to do ayahuasca every time someone online was mad at me, I’d never not be on ayahuasca. Old white dudes are so delicate sometimes!

Sorry, every time I see someone praising Mike Flanagan, I feel like I’m suffering psychological abuse.

Men can just release half-baked piles of shit a couple times a year and get called a Modern Master of Horror. Why? Because you’ve heard of him? Because he’s prolific? Lame!!!

I’m considering getting a black shirt and changing into it at lunch and seeing if anyone notices. (I’m wearing white.)

Nearer my dog to me

Big project is wrapped up at work and we haven’t been given instructions for the next one. Does anyone want to ask me something to help keep me occupied?

Are you gonna call me beautiful or do I have to ask the guy downtown who thinks showering causes chakra imbalance?

I think the fact that at least seven people are willing to travel internationally with me is a great testament to my personality and overall vibe.

Why are we reading Fauci’s diary at all?

Sorry I’m really high

Renee Zellweger.

Darth Vader predicted Funko pops but failed to see the vision of them as sex toys fully realized in his lifetime.

What if God was kinda sus

Hey man I gotta preemp