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Having a real ‘holy fuck the majesty and the terror’ moment, which is objectively good for the soul (@ Badlands Nat’l Park)

Every single person from the Zero Parades audio team is an absolute rockstar. Your project would be infinitely improved by working with them!

I am not asking or advocating for people to pirate it. That does nothing except hurt the workers. I care about these people and I do not want to see them also lose their jobs and the opportunity to make great art.

I’m only going to say this once: Many of my close friends and colleagues are STILL at ZA/UM. They are people who deserve your support too, now of ALL times. Zero Parades is a great game, and I am incredibly proud of it. Frankly, if you care about me, the number one thing you can do is PLAY IT.

Axel is an incredible, brilliant writer and a person that I am honored to call one of my best friends. They make any place better to be, and they will make any story 10x funnier, smarter, and more heartbreaking. Also, great beard. Really can’t undersell the beard.

A lot of my colleagues are out of a job now, too. This is a really awful time to be looking for a new position in the games industry, and I'm going to be boosting their signals as much as possible. They are all phenomenally talented, lovely people, and you should snap them up *immediately*.

I am now OPEN TO WORK. I've been told I'm a pleasure to have in class, and also that I bring a kind of 'major freak who can also make you cry' energy to the writer's room. I can neither confirm nor deny that I was the reason we had to eventually make a 'No More Puns' rule on ZP.

Unfortunately, I've been informed that my job is one of those being made redundant in the layoffs at the studio today. This has been an insanely creative, talented, and kind group of people, and I am going to miss my friends terribly.

Look. Superbloc, Baby is an all-time banger. Absolute bop of the summer. You guys may not be ready for it yet but your kids are gonna love it.

butch beer drinker nyssa only tells lies / femme wine drinker nyssa only tells the truth / both saw you across the bar and hate your vibe

YESSS now we’re cooking 🍳 🐇. Gorgeous!

💙💙💙 my beautiful perfect girls who have never done anything wrong or bad, ever, in their lives

My watermelon plant might be getting slightly out of control

Found part of a tiny lizard skeleton while gardening. RIP little buddy sorry I accidentally exhumed you

A Rhyming Couplet (aka fuck it i’ll do it myself) #zeroparades