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At this point, I'm ready to take one for the team and admit that only women are responsible enough to be allowed to have access to firearms.

Who needs The Joy of Cooking and The Joy of Sex? Getting pleasure out of those things is easy! What I need is for someone to publish The Joy of COVID; The Joy of Unemployment; The Joy of Not Being Able to Pay Your Bills; The Joy of Racism, and The Joy of Donald Trump Continuing To Be President.

According to my 365-excuses-to-party-a-year calendar, today is national orgasm day AND national cotton candy day. Use that knowledge responsibly.

There's people you encounter on other people's pages, whom you shrug off and ignore. There are some whom you block. And then there are those whom, before blocking, you go to their friends page and block all of their friends, too. All 165 of them. It's the only way to be sure.

DID YOU KNOW???---Porcupines can be cuddly! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5...

Porcupine who thinks he is a puppy!YouTube video by desfeeswww.youtube.com

ON THIS DAY IN 2016: "If you don’t believe this election is important, if you think you can sit it out, take a moment to think about the Supreme Court justices that Donald Trump would nominate and what that would mean to civil liberties, equal rights and the future of our country" --Bernie Sanders

A Quaker dating site: The Society of Friends With Benefits.

Today I have been given a full serving of Filet of Fail, sauteed with Fail, Fail, Spam and Fail, with a side of roast Fail with high failtose Fail syrup, failed Green Salad with Failberry Failaigrette Dressing, and garnished with a sprig of Fail. Anybody want a bite? I'm full.

I just heard cyclosporiasis referred to as "the Taylor trots", and I am dead now.

Socialism is when the government delivers the services you paid for.

When you thought it would be easy-peasy, Doc and Sneezy, but it turned out to be arduous-harduous, house-of-cardsuous.