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OK finally watched the Wicker trailer. I get it now. I assumed everyone was just sexualizing a dude made of wicker, but no it's genuinely horny af 😅

The smoke detector in the communal hallway just outside my apartment has been beeping every 60 seconds all night long. Not bloody optimal 🫩

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Me finally logging off work and catching up on all the taika posts

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I love when non-pirates reply earnestly to pirate bot 🤭

Turns out getting a terrible night's sleep and then not really eating much of anything all day isn't great for your mood

Not Apple TV+ going down right in the middle of my emotional support millionth rewatch of Widow's Bay 😩

Exciting things happening on threads lol #ofmd

As someone who hates talking on the phone and spent over 2 hours on the phone today, I need to sleep for the next 3-5 business days

I just gave my hair a much needed trim while it was still wet and I fear I may have taken too much 👀

Bob Ross

Ready to fistfight my lower back

DJ: States obvious fact about Ed and Stede Me: But what does he mean by that 👀