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Tis culture.

New list of restaurants to boycott just dropped.

Proud to announce that I was just named “PI of the Month” by my lab for the 108th time in a row!

We need another War of 1812. (This is joke.)

Why not square sided hot dogs that don’t roll on the grill?

When I started my faculty position I had the great idea of creating an Excel file with every conference I attended. It’s nine years later and I’ve just remembered it exists. Sorry, young Mike!

Fauci should have brought Rand’s neighbor to sit with him. What a fucking asshole.

My colleague’s sneeze just set off the excessive volume sensor on my watch from three doors down. I’m more amazed than anything else.

Things I will continue doing and you literally cannot stop me: 1. Adding semicolons to every document I review 2. Never listening to voicemails 3. Signing every email “Mike” regardless of who I’m writing to 4. Keeping a mini fridge full of Diet Cokes in my office at all times

Someone smarter than me could write a dissertation on the obnoxious use of autotune on The Strokes new album.

Ah, so this is the perfectly spherical bird they kept talking about in Physics 101.

Woke the kid up for Frank. We are both happy.

K2 is passed out in the backseat and we are parked at Frank Gourmet Hot Dogs. Think they deliver to the lot??

There is a “viral” bagel spot in Buffalo but it’s women only! (It’s a home baker, so I get it.) Now, to convince my wife to pick up bagels for me at an undisclosed location…

Boy dinner.

I’ve never been so insulted in my life. BOOMER?! 😂

Upon rewatching, Wet Hot American Summer is probably not appropriate for K1. 😳😳

K2 and I are home alone all weekend! Please drop some very manly things we can do while the ladies are away.

I really enjoyed Project Hail Mary overall. It’s not often that a molecular biologist is the good guy.