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Of course if it was yesterday or Sunday this happened, there were zero migrant crossings (as for 21 out of 27 days in July), so he 'risked his life' for nothing...

He's completely forked.

'Net-stupid-zero will bankrupt us!': LATEST Electricity generation currently costing £13.19/MWh as just 4.9% is coming from gas. But the Tories and Refukkers want less net-zero and more North Sea gas, even though its price has sky-rocketed due to Trump's illegal war. All to benefit their donors.

If this happened on Sunday or Monday, Philps will be so sad that he risked everything and there were zero migrant crossings (as for 21 of 27 days in July). And of course figures are way down compared with the numbers under the Tories.

I'd never make as a Mail jornalist!

As we settle into the latest hosepipe ban from Thames Water, let's reflect on the fact they've built zero reservoirs since privatisation (but sold off a few) and have a poor record of reducing leaks - all the while offering inflation-busting bill increases in return. Time to renationalise.

'We've topped every poll for two years! Britain needs Reform! Polls mean nothing - we need a general election now!'

Badenough's fossil-fuel-funded Tories: 'We must repeal the Climate Change act, abolish net zero targets and burn more fossil fuels' Farage's fossil-fuel-funded Refukkers: 'We must repeal the Climate Change act, abolish net zero targets and burn more fossil fuels' 🤦‍♂️

The orange felon has done this ahead of every Presidential and mid-term election since 2016...

Is that the same Ant Middleton who fled the UK for Dubai owing the taxman £1m? 🤔

Although a lot of those ancient Egyptian slaves were victims of pyramid schemes.

Despite this, hearing reports that Farage has assured Astley that he's 'never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you'

'Net-zero will destroy valuable farmland' scream the fossil-fuel-funded Refukkers. But Dubai Dick's beloved 'shale treasure' is actually the energy source that will do that.

Spoiler Alert - seems the French navy missed Chris Philps' boat... Was he out at sea to find out how Labour have cut Channel crossing numbers so dramatically, compared to the figures under the Tories? 1st to 26th July: 2022 - 2775 2023 - 3299 2024 - 2343 2025 - 4099 2026 - 1466 🤔

Regarding the Mail's scare story (on 'death taxes', not Nadine's bikini): Example estate worth £500,000. New IHT @ 10% = £50k. But free care home for a year saves at least £1300 x 52 = £67.6k. So the inheriting family would be better off. 🤔

Personally I don't see that it makes any practical difference in terms of risk for someone sentenced to, say 8 years and normally released after serving 48 months, being let out early after serving maybe 45 months.

Cleese at the Ministry of Silly Talks...

Badenough's Tories built just 500 net new prison places in 14 yrs. When they were kicked out in 2024 there were just 100 free places (even after Sunak's early release of 10,000+ prisoners) The 19-24 Tory Govt also let the Court caseload more than double. As ever leaving Labour a huge mess to sort.

Really confused now about what inciteful social media posts get you reported to the police by Farage and what ones get you a hero's welcome at the Refuk conference... 🤔

Presumably now that is covered by police being taken off front line duties (and being paid at a higher rate to do the support staff jobs) 🤦‍♂️