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this reinforces what I've been saying re: superhero movies, which is that they are not "over," but the time when "it is a superhero movie" was a Reason To See A Particular Movie IS over

Not that I support war in Iran at all, but there's no amount of military spending that can overcome an incredibly stupid strategy, and Iran is the best example of stupid military strategy I've ever seen.

other people have said much more about this in other ways, but I just wanna say how sick I am of hearing bigots use "speak their truth," which originally meant "talk about the struggles of your life that other people might not appreciate or understand exist," to mean "I get to say whatever I want"

today in wrestles news, TNA is apparently doing a match stipulation for an upcoming Cedric Alexander vs. Leon Slater match where if Slater loses, his title reign (the longest X-division title in company history) is "retconned" to have never happened. Slater is leaving the company. Petty-ass shit

Characterizing FARSCAPE as a BDSM show just because of Scorpius' outfit is unfair because it is actually a show about monsterfucking

apparently LaMelo Ball has named his son "LaOne." LaOne Ball. No, really. He did this. This is not a joke post. This is me saying something that actually happened.

and that at least part of the reason Bernie Moreno isn't condemning the man who physically attacked his daughter and granddaughter is that said man has allegedly told him that if he does, he'll expose Moreno for "doing worse," which - what the fuck?

something I am thankful for is that my friend circle and family, despite being generally smarter than average and therefore the target for it, is almost entirely AI-freak free

We didn't hide it at all. We're just polite, and people mistake that for being kind.

HOPPERS: A, surprisingly enough. Just a balls-out comedy from Pixar, easily the funniest movie they've ever made

ME: kitty you're licking my head JOSEE: good for you. Licks antibiotic ME: no they aren't JOSEE: anticapitalist den ME: nope JOSEE: antimatter? ME: definitely not JOSEE: well they anti SOMETHING ME: why lick my head now? You never did before JOSEE: too much hair before. I not made of licks you know

there are two teams that basically reinvented tag team wrestling in the 2010s. one of them are the Young Bucks. this is the other one. MCMG and the Bucks haven't had a match together in *almost a decade*. so stoked to see the Guns in AEW.

THE HOGYSSEY

Yes, I can see how people mass-blocking Jesse Singal, who is directly responsible for a wave of anti-trans "journalism", is like somebody slashing the tires of Will Stancil, who is just a sorta annoying dude on the Internet

*standing up on the plane* Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen

Willy Pencils can be annoying as hell but it's really hard to see shit like this happen and not conclude that a certain subset of blooskiers have enthusiastically jumped on to the "bullying is socially good actually" train

here's my take: calling it "The Odyssey" is poser shit and you should call it "The Ulyssey"

brb preparing lawsuit against Netflix for them lifting my idea for a Charlie Manson prequel sitcom, YOUNG CHARLIE

have been actively baking for more than a decade now and can confidently say that, at this point, I can bake a pretty damn good loaf of bread and I would have qualified that even as late as last year! because bread is actually really hard to hit that sweet spot! cake is so much friggin easier!