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I wanted to test new watercolours but I am not allowed because grubby little clingy baby is unhappy

my body feels so toxic I hate waking up feeling so sickly

everyone should become a mermaid with me

I don’t want to make butthole jokes everytime I see oomfs lotr posting

oooh eh oooh eh oooh

Red Velvet 레드벨벳 'Surfin' Boy' MVYouTube video by SMTOWNyoutu.be

I uploaded this to r/whatisit (because oakie was a coward) with the caption ‘just found this in my sons room’ and it blew up and got removed because ppl kept saying it was butt drugs and I can’t

LMAO

WAIT NVM I HAVE LEARNT THEY HAVE ANOTHER PORTRAIT STYLE OPTION THANK U

my only criticism of moonlight peaks so far is the character portraits are hideous

I haven’t posted flynn in a while this is what he’s been up to

m'lord

what secondary gender would u assign to the minecraft mobs?

If the gaming community came together and created an omegaverse mod for every game ever I think something big would happen

oh I need to catch up with orv

I wanna read but I fear if I do I will fall asleep only to jolt awake from the force of the iPad hitting my face

I contemplated calling myself lizard once can u imagine

mark zuckerberg after he was caught licking his eyeballs and scaling the walls:

flynn has gotten better about not biting my feet he mostly dribbles on them now

baby ur an egg 🎶

I feel bad not giving the cats some food I’m eating but I must be strong because if I cave once they will bully me for life !!