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Like not for nothing god literally punishes humanity with toil in that foundational text all these assholes claim to have studied

I wonder if any of the Americans who will undoubtedly clutch their pearls on seeing this will remember the absolutely deranged bloodthirsty shit people said and did in the months after 9/11. I was only a kid but I remember calls to nuke the entire middle east and that was only stuff they let me hear

Mine is "Get Him OUTTAHERE" from I Think You Should Leave

Nah man the newsroom’s job is to report the facts, not the middle between facts and lies

Did you know a circular saw can cut through a 2” aluminum pole in 12 seconds? I learned that recently and am very excited to share that with folks

I feel kinda bad for him bc like a lot of martial arts chuds he’s got some serious baggage from being made fun of as a teenager.

Starring queef david

I’ve always found it very funny that we constantly need to revisit Spiderman’s and Batman’s origin stories over the past couple decades and I think we can connect that with America’s dysfunctional relationship with history and how we just ignore most of it except for a select few stories.

I can’t think of a more “expecting everything without earning it” generation than the boomers lmao

Historically when we were living in small bands of hunter gatherers, that 25% of people would be slapped upside the head and told to get their act together and if that didn’t work they’d be exiled and forced to fend for themselves. They hide behind our kindness and civility at this point.

Glass Onion vaguely references it but it’s kind of a foot note in that movie

He was wrong about sticking the cookie up my ass tho cookies are for delighting the senses

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he sounds like hes talking into a fan

This guy looks like an antebellum banker

Next thing you know they’re gonna arrest people for enjoying succulent Chinese dinners.

Holy shit

I wouldn’t even call him a villain. He’s more like the vegeta to spongebobs goku

Wait really? I always knew there was something I liked about that guy