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Edinburgh can tell you she always was shitty and selfish.

Hoya Saxa! Someone was on the way to Dixie Liquor and was inspired.

Her name was Melissa Hortman. Her husband was Mark Hortman.

May we create a contrapasso that is Dante-esque In its horror.

This timeline is so bizarre that I had to double check the reports of Lindawg Graham’s demise. I was sure it was satire.

Forced her… betcha can find a better word…

Difference is, we wouldn’t help get him out of the bathtub if he got stuck.

The fact that I had to Google this because… well.. surely all of this is AI may be the epitome of this timeline.

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

Hmm. I remember playing in the street… and hollering “CAR!!” when we needed to move.

And School Reunion… “shooty dog”.

Every educator who passed their foundation level classes would like to explain the “rule of 3”

By whom? Cause I sure as hell noticed it when I moved to the Southern US in *checks notes* 1998.

shocked. I never saw this coming.

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

Rod Stewart to King Charles on his visit with Trump: “Hello, sir. May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

in my childhood bedroom, there were two clothes closets. My dad turned the smaller one into a library with floor to ceiling shelves. My now high school senior was raised on a steady diet of DiCamillo, Munsch, J. Donaldson, and Margaret Mahy.

Someone’s gonna hit a rock soon…

I love these #MinnesotaSports celebrations. Ok. It’s amazing that the #Timberwolves and #Wild caught up to the #Lynx and #Frost *and* did it on the same dang day. Now, would you non-natives shut up before you jinx the next round?! #MNSports #IYKYK

Since the Scots Lords took lotsa “incentives” I believe you meant to say.