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Pro tip: If Mikaela says to you "I could take that" in reference to a beast it's a coin toss on whether she means in a fight or via it getting her pregnant

That people actually like Michael is the single most incomprehensible thing about him. I feel so *inadequate* with him next to my hotter friends, yet people tell me they think he's great. I don't get it.

Like to be clear here, what Reform have suggested this morning would be an act of war. To send the armed forces of your nation into the sovereign territory of another without invitation is an *actual* invasion. Like, war with France. That's what they're proposing. Lunatics.

I'm very of the opinion that certain opinions and sentiments, if publicly expressed, should bar you from any form of public office. "We will declare war on another sovereign nation, who is our ally, if they don't play ball" is pretty close to the top of that list.

I haven't posted all that much but I do have delusions of writing so pick a number.

Do you think if I wear *both* a Vegvisir and a Cross I can start a fight between the angel on my left shoulder and Odin's raven on my right?

At what point do I succumb to the ultimate Viking brainrot and get Michael commissioned in Eivor's default armour from AC Valhalla

Sat down to read and bad thoughts club me in the back of the head I just wanna read my book brain goblin can you fuck off

Vore day idea locked in now I just need to make it happen

I FOUND THE CUNT

How does one lose a Kindle, I say, having no fucking idea where mine is

God above I am not doing great

Someone give me ideas for something to write for vore day