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The briskets are in the oven, wrapped in foil. Gonna get them tender, remove any inedible parts and chop it. It will be vacuum sealed, to be reincarnated for chopped beef sandwiches. Add sauce, pickles, & onions.

Moment of transparency…it ain’t always rainbows & butterflies. I had a grease fire this morning after I left home. Checked temp via my phone and noticed it reading 573 degrees. Raced home and…

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“Kielbasa & cabbage” kinda mood for dinner 🤔🤔🤔 Quick, easy, and cheap.

Historic Hesi

Trash day (& trash day eve) are my among my weekly favorite things. Get all this shit outta here! Condo life had me spoiled in that regard. Take that shit to the trash room any time. Collected 3x weekly.

Thick ass tomato 🤣🤣🥴🥴

lol got a couple of ‘em

I’m low key surprised my job is sending people to this expo. In my mind I’m like “uhm have yall seen the agenda?” But I also know how to STFU ☝🏾

Conference in Vegas to kick off my bday week/weekend! Vegas, then straight to New Orleans. I know my “Check Liver” light finna start blinking

I could’ve went even more extreme and offered yellow rice instead of Mac & cheese. I fucking love yellow rice, for the record. That “Vigo” pack went platinum in our apartment growing up

Today: initial shopping for Saturday’s farmers market. Menu will be brisket, ribs, smoked salmon, chicken, & smoked sausage. Sides will be Mac & cheese, green beans, and maybe baked beans. I wanted to do lobster tails & lamb chops, but I won’t for a couple of reasons…

Last minute catering request for 200-300 people?…hot dogs & hamburgers? That type of menu isn’t usually my thing but at that quantity…LFG.

Big “spend up the rest of this allocated money before the end of the fiscal year” energy. I was beyond due anyway 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Finally in bed. Alarm goes off in just about 4hrs 🥴

Lemme set this alarm and lay down

These niggas fucked yo the time conversion. It’s 10:30pm Eastern 🥴🥴😭😭

Hi who yall talking about?

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The catfish filet mold is crazy! (And accurate as hell)