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America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
Wife, Mother, Smartass. Board Chair Emeritus at heshezeandwe.org
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.
I think Jeff Bezos went full supervillain when Bo Burnham wrote those songs about him.