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Identities are like corpses. We’ve all got one hidden that no one else knows about and they all stink.

Is anyone else having problems reskeeting/quote skeeting on the app? When I press the reskeet button, the quote/repost menu comes up, but pressing neither option leads to anything. Sucks that this happened to me just after finding the museum of dying Twitter account, lol.

RIP Kavinsky. I won’t pretend I knew anything other than Nightcall, but who needed more than that?

Fuck, I still gotta go to work tomorrow. Revolution done failed us.

Know what’s great? Busses. Everyone should have a bus kink. Fuck your local bus. Do a quickie with your express bus. Get experimental with the crosstown shit. At CTA why won’t you reskeet this?

Man, remember when that one guy who buys everything tried to “small chevalify” the California Clipper and it went so poorly, the bar actually did get a bit better?

You know… there is nothing, full stop, like a neighborhood Italian place. Even if it’s new and fancy, it’s still all good. If they know your name and there is red sauce and gobs of cheese, it is still a health potion for the soul.

Hot take here. Tamala 2010 is not a better movie than One Battle After Another—it prioritizes comedy and, in places, it is completely incoherent. However, it is the best Pynchon adaptation ever made and it is a better Pynchon movie by a much wider margin than it is an inferior piece of cinema.

Cool. Belgium beating the US once more.

“When the gas runs out, just wreck it—you’ve insured the thing.” Soul Coughing This bar is doing my 90s high school shit hard today.

Love that Argentina and Spain are going the extra mile to remind Americans of their stereotype about football/“soccer”

While all the film rubes are off watching Wooden Horse Guy Can’t Go Home, I’m having a double feature of fucked up cartoons. First an early morning show of Allegro non Troppo at the Siskel. Essentially a wild raunchy, anti-capitalist Fantasia parody sandwiched around a very broad slapstick comedy.

Cabbage is ok, though, yeh?

These were about 3-4 posts apart in my skyline and I kinda just need to get offline.

Am I ever going to start disco Elysium again?

When you’re tired of bluesky, you’re tired of life.

Current mood: Bartlebymaxxing

How is everyone?

Have you seen the scenery in In Bruges? Let’s go Belgium! Go waffles, mussels, bieres, etc. America absolutely deserves to lose.

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