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Everyone stop what you’re doing and LOOK AT THEIR TAILS 😭😭😭

My one strike white man policy proves itself again 😂. After that knitting video everything was suspect to me lol

I printed these to test and they have kept the interns entertained for going on an hour so I guess they’re going in the shop 😂 #3Dprinting

Today I have witnessed a comment section full of people who do not believe yarn is made from wool because wool is “shorter than yarn” anyway let me get back to staring at the wall in existential dread lmao

Yesterday we saw one while we were eating breakfast and my child, at full volume because my kids cannot manage a whisper, asked why a Roblox car is allowed to be on the road. His window was down and he was parked at a stoplight so he definitely heard 😂

Not me, an American, thinking “dang that’s awesome” 😂

Wow!

My husband joined a gym and literally nothing he has told me about it makes me think I should join. Today’s was that it was “full of packs of teenage boys” and I would simply rather be almost anywhere else 😂

In better news, Cindy at the Bubble Tea shop, who is an elderly Vietnamese lady for whom English is a *third* language, has seemlessly and cheerfully transitioned to youngest’s new full time pronouns no questions asked. BE LIKE CINDY.

I know the “x won’t see the things you post but your friends will” is trite at this point but I PROMISE you know a post-partum parent who is drowning and they are seeing all the things people are saying about the Clancy trial and they are deciding to not tell anyone how they’re drowning.

Yes we should definitely all listen to John “I eat roadkill” F Kennedy Jr about cheap cuts of meat

People on other apps don’t fear blocking enough and I’ve decided that’s gonna change one passive aggressive comment at a time 😂

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Reading this and seeing they’re holding the test in *Yakima* made me blink several times. NOTHING is near Yakima including our law schools??? Who is getting paid and how much, is what I would like to know 🤨

A rare driveway Ewok, guarding in his natural habitat (the hedge rose bushes lol)

There is a dad at this park with a 2 year old and an infant judging my feral children who keep fighting with each other and I want to fight him but I know life is going to do it for me. Wait til that baby can walk and talk, friend. You will never know peace again.